Sunday, May 26, 2013

Cowboy Joke

I thought this one was funny when I posted it in June 2009, so here it is again:

You have lived to be 71 and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to Hell.

An old cowboy sat down at the local lunch counter and ordered a cup of coffee. As he was sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women and even when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A man came in and sat down by the cowboy. He, too, asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

To which the cowboy replied, "Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."



  1. Made me laugh, anyway. I'm moving on now Oscar. Keep smiling, Pard.

  2. Smilin's my middle name, Valance. As you move on, remember the cowboy's creed, Let the other feller shoot first, and if he misses, you can try to plug him.